dragonlady7

Dave: YOu know what tastes really good? Manila envelopes.
Me: MMM.
Dave:No, really. They taste kinda like vanilla.
Me: Mmmm.
dave, insistent: They do though. Have you ever eaten one? I mean, it's not like I've eaten a whole one. You know, it's not the envelopes. It's the folders.
(distressed at my mirth) They taste good. I mean, you can' digest them or anything, but they do. They sorta taste like vanilla.
Now he's looking around my room to find one that I'm not using.
(rummages in gray box containing printouts of client work)
Aw yeah, here they are. (sniffs it, notices that I'm typing as he speaks) Maybe some other time. (Puts envelope back.)
I can't believe you have an office-supply fetish and yet you haven't eaten manila folders.
...
(in disgust) You need one of those t-shirts that says, "I'm blogging this."
... (still disgusted as I keep typing)
As B.B. King once said, "you upsets me baby."