dragonlady7

I NEED TO:

1) Stop screaming and inhale.
2) Stop this screaming headache.
3) Get out of this loony bin.
4) Go home.
5) Scrape the living things off my kitchen floor and put them outside to fend for themselves.
6) Disinfect my kitchen floor.
7) Sort the clean laundry from the dirty laundry. Put AWAY the clean laundry. Pen the dirty laundry to stop it roaming.
8) Scrub the bloodstains from the living room floor.
9) Catch the dustbunnies roaming the bathroom.
10) Release the aforementioned dustbunnies somewhere out of the way, but humane. Outside.
11) Use a hoe to enter my bedroom.
12) Bravely enter my closet.
13) Retrieve vacuum from closet.
14) Make vacuum suck on floor until floor is satisfied.
15) Rediscover my desk.
16) Put EVERY file on my computer into a reasonable folder in some semblance of organization.
17) Begin to see my desktop wallpaper again.
18) Sort out my to-do list.
19) Figure out what the hell it is I'm supposed to be doing.