Experiments in 2-D

[dragonlady7]

Dave just got up, and wandered into my room so we could read the funnies together (he has all the best funnies bookmarked in a set of tabs in Safari, so he can open them all simultaneously and we can read them in alphabetical order). He stole my duvet and wrapped himself in it, and he was like a big marshmallow. (It's over seventy in my room.)
Afterward, he stood up, shedding the duvet, and stretched. I SWEAR TO GOD, his waist was so narrow, he looked as skinny as one of the rails on my brass bed's headboard. His body was like three inches deep from the side.

That is all.