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Maybe I need to make a new sideblog or something because I want to write about my weird and wacky adventures in brewing/distilling etc., but I need to get the proper licenses for the distilling stuff, and I also will probably be very boring.
Anyway. I caved to the hype and bought one of those Turbo Yeast things with the rocket ship on he envelope, and put it in a 6-gal fermenter with like 12 pounds of sugars, and the airlock sounds like a goddamn zipper. It’s amazing. What it produces will undoubtedly be somewhat disgusting but I don’t know what I’m doing so I thought, that’s a guaranteed result of something all right.
(I also bought a hydrometer. It says the stuff we distilled in my folks’ garage the night after Christmas came out at 115 proof in the end. I haven’t talked about that but it was from a potatoes-and-tomatoes recipe my sister knocked together for me, which smelled like vomit but produced an astonishingly fruity distillate.)
Anyway. The turbo yeast pack is hilarious, especially how it goes FRRRRRT.

Maybe I need to make a new sideblog or something because I want to write about my weird and wacky adventures in brewing/distilling etc., but I need to get the proper licenses for the distilling stuff, and I also will probably be very boring.
Anyway. I caved to the hype and bought one of those Turbo Yeast things with the rocket ship on he envelope, and put it in a 6-gal fermenter with like 12 pounds of sugars, and the airlock sounds like a goddamn zipper. It’s amazing. What it produces will undoubtedly be somewhat disgusting but I don’t know what I’m doing so I thought, that’s a guaranteed result of something all right.
(I also bought a hydrometer. It says the stuff we distilled in my folks’ garage the night after Christmas came out at 115 proof in the end. I haven’t talked about that but it was from a potatoes-and-tomatoes recipe my sister knocked together for me, which smelled like vomit but produced an astonishingly fruity distillate.)
Anyway. The turbo yeast pack is hilarious, especially how it goes FRRRRRT.

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Date: 2016-01-06 05:58 pm (UTC)