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I feel like i was Cute for Date Night but now I still have to go pack. However I did demolish a steak.
Tell me though, people who wear Statement Lipsticks, how the fuck is it supposed to work? Because I was fine thru appetizers but by the time my entree came out I was like, I bet I only have a line of this super-not-the-color-my-actual-lips-are around the outside of my mouth now, but I wasn’t going to stop to reapply in the middle of demolishing a steak. So I finished eating, and then was like, do I wander off from this scintillating conversation to go reapply my stupid lipstick, or do I whip it out at the table like a savage? I literally never see other lipstick-wearing people do this.
I reapplied at the table, because I was enjoying the conversation and didn’t know where the bathroom was. But I felt weird. I honestly don’t know how it’s supposed to work. My date didn’t care, because he’s my dude since 2002 or whatever, but– I felt like the rest of the room was going to Judge me.
Are you supposed to go reapply in private and this is why girls go to the bathroom so much?
Help me, I’m 37 years old and never learned this. (Also that’s not my turquoise hair, it’s fake hair I clipped in and I’m sure I did it wrong but also nobody cared. It turns out you usually don’t get graded in real life.)

I feel like i was Cute for Date Night but now I still have to go pack. However I did demolish a steak.
Tell me though, people who wear Statement Lipsticks, how the fuck is it supposed to work? Because I was fine thru appetizers but by the time my entree came out I was like, I bet I only have a line of this super-not-the-color-my-actual-lips-are around the outside of my mouth now, but I wasn’t going to stop to reapply in the middle of demolishing a steak. So I finished eating, and then was like, do I wander off from this scintillating conversation to go reapply my stupid lipstick, or do I whip it out at the table like a savage? I literally never see other lipstick-wearing people do this.
I reapplied at the table, because I was enjoying the conversation and didn’t know where the bathroom was. But I felt weird. I honestly don’t know how it’s supposed to work. My date didn’t care, because he’s my dude since 2002 or whatever, but– I felt like the rest of the room was going to Judge me.
Are you supposed to go reapply in private and this is why girls go to the bathroom so much?
Help me, I’m 37 years old and never learned this. (Also that’s not my turquoise hair, it’s fake hair I clipped in and I’m sure I did it wrong but also nobody cared. It turns out you usually don’t get graded in real life.)
