You know what it is?
Jun. 19th, 2003 12:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dragonlady7God is telling me to get a Mac, that's what it is.
He knows I want one.
He's making my winbox misbehave to prompt me to set it free and get a new one. That's what it is.
I've even figured out how:
I owe my folks about $2000. That's how much a new 17" iMac with rockin' memory and Air Port Extreme costs.
My baby sister starts college at Cornell in late August. She needs a new computer. She'll probably want a Windows machine.
I give my parents the money and the computer (once I fix it, clean the pr0n off it, etc. etc., hook it up with a memory upgrade, and get some shinier newer software for it). They buy me a shiny new iMac. Ann gets a beautiful nearly-new reconditioned maxed-out PC with ethernet-- and even wireless ethernet-- already installed. And my parents don't have to shell out more money than they already have shelled out, pretty much.
So... thoughts? Is this true?
T agrees that it must be a message from God. She's always right, you know. Especially when she agrees with me. And God, God knows all. So...
He knows I want one.
He's making my winbox misbehave to prompt me to set it free and get a new one. That's what it is.
I've even figured out how:
I owe my folks about $2000. That's how much a new 17" iMac with rockin' memory and Air Port Extreme costs.
My baby sister starts college at Cornell in late August. She needs a new computer. She'll probably want a Windows machine.
I give my parents the money and the computer (once I fix it, clean the pr0n off it, etc. etc., hook it up with a memory upgrade, and get some shinier newer software for it). They buy me a shiny new iMac. Ann gets a beautiful nearly-new reconditioned maxed-out PC with ethernet-- and even wireless ethernet-- already installed. And my parents don't have to shell out more money than they already have shelled out, pretty much.
So... thoughts? Is this true?
T agrees that it must be a message from God. She's always right, you know. Especially when she agrees with me. And God, God knows all. So...
this is from kat
Date: 2003-06-20 05:37 pm (UTC)