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oh no Dude’s nosy aunt has noticed the preponderance of posts of me here this summer and is Concerned and messaging me to ask if I’ve permanently left town (and by extension, Dude) and if she’s messaging me that means she’s probably talked to half a dozen people about it and it is going to get back to Dude’s mother, for sure, and oh man.
oh well. it’ll be a good laugh. I did write back right away. No, I haven’t moved here, I’m just hanging out here as much as I possibly can this summer. It’s okay, Aunt Jean. Don’t alert the media.

oh no Dude’s nosy aunt has noticed the preponderance of posts of me here this summer and is Concerned and messaging me to ask if I’ve permanently left town (and by extension, Dude) and if she’s messaging me that means she’s probably talked to half a dozen people about it and it is going to get back to Dude’s mother, for sure, and oh man.
oh well. it’ll be a good laugh. I did write back right away. No, I haven’t moved here, I’m just hanging out here as much as I possibly can this summer. It’s okay, Aunt Jean. Don’t alert the media.
