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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/1Uh8cJi:
bomberqueen17:
jesus christ lady it’s taken me two weeks to finish your film because our machine sucks so much that i have to stand there and personally babysit each roll and also i work part-time so when i’m not here nobody does shit. i wrote you this morning to say it wasn’t done and two hours later you want me to mail it back to you but in those two hours what do you think i was doing? yikes.
sorry you got stuck in the queue behind Madame APS Orgy O Rama but christ sakes.
and don’t whine at me that you’re worried your shit will get damaged, do you think i’m babysitting this fucking machine for funsies???
oh yeah IT WAS THIS LADY’S FILM THAT THE FUCKING MACHINE ATE
can you fucking believe it
she sent me, to be fair, seven rolls, and I got all but one out fine, but the last one– THE LAST ONE– I was standing there, I put it in, it beeped for a while like it does, and then the card got stuck in the first crossover tank!!! the developer tank!!! there’s no way to save it when that happens!!! I have been lovingly, painfully coaxing cards of film through the tricky dryer all week and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET come on. FUCK. now I have to eat fucking crow and be nice to this lady and OHHH UGH i really want to lie and say “idk it just came out blank i can’t think how this happened!!!” but that would be dishonest.
I CURSED MYSELF by whining, y'all.
*rolls around on the floor*
*wails, gnashes teeth etc*
For serious, though, just fucking take digital pictures!!! save us all this agony!!!!
bomberqueen17:
jesus christ lady it’s taken me two weeks to finish your film because our machine sucks so much that i have to stand there and personally babysit each roll and also i work part-time so when i’m not here nobody does shit. i wrote you this morning to say it wasn’t done and two hours later you want me to mail it back to you but in those two hours what do you think i was doing? yikes.
sorry you got stuck in the queue behind Madame APS Orgy O Rama but christ sakes.
and don’t whine at me that you’re worried your shit will get damaged, do you think i’m babysitting this fucking machine for funsies???
oh yeah IT WAS THIS LADY’S FILM THAT THE FUCKING MACHINE ATE
can you fucking believe it
she sent me, to be fair, seven rolls, and I got all but one out fine, but the last one– THE LAST ONE– I was standing there, I put it in, it beeped for a while like it does, and then the card got stuck in the first crossover tank!!! the developer tank!!! there’s no way to save it when that happens!!! I have been lovingly, painfully coaxing cards of film through the tricky dryer all week and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET come on. FUCK. now I have to eat fucking crow and be nice to this lady and OHHH UGH i really want to lie and say “idk it just came out blank i can’t think how this happened!!!” but that would be dishonest.
I CURSED MYSELF by whining, y'all.
*rolls around on the floor*
*wails, gnashes teeth etc*
For serious, though, just fucking take digital pictures!!! save us all this agony!!!!
