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Witchers as Things I Heard or Said On Black Friday

Gaetan: softly whispered * what the *fuck - why is it wet

Ivo: If I see one more child I’m gonna punt it

Eskel: You can’t buy him underwear from goodwill, he’s your father

Guxart: (Why is there only two of you?) deadpan voice because the corporate overlords said no to more payroll - would you like a receipt today?

Aiden: *person wants to sign up for a card but doesn’t want to hold up the line * please don’t worry about that it’s the closest thing to break I’ll ever get

Letho: Please don’t hand me your child

Vesemir: Animals! They’re all animals!

Coën: Would your mother accept what you just did? Would she be disappointed in you?

Lambert: My Braincell is dedicated to remembering why I need this job- do your own math.

Gerd: ma’am I don’t understand why you wanted to return this today but I hope you learned a lesson

Geralt: customer complaint that we don’t have enough people We’re hiring, would you like this job?

Luka: I’m one pair of corduroys away from financial ruin (Your picture was not posted)