daydream

[dragonlady7]

things have been very boring lately, someone rent me a hot tub

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I did have a lovely enough evening, we got a fancy pizza and then went and got takeout ice cream sundaes from the fancy ice cream and candy place down the street. (I also bought $100 of fancy artisanal valentine’s candies for my mom and sisters and me shh.)

but I was pondering what i really want in life, and what i really want, is to sit in a hot tub somewhere– and like, not a hot tub in like a rec center or something, no. i want like. a hot tub on a deck. on the deck of like. a cabin in the woods, with a breathtaking view of the snowy woods and such. like, a nice big hot tub. yeah.

and i want to sit topless in this nice hot tub with this great view, and drink champagne.

and then– well ok over the weekend MM’s kids were playing Minecraft and one of the items in Boychild’s inventory was just called Bucket of Salmon and like

hell yeah i want a bucket of salmon and some champagne and to sit in a hot tub in the snowy woods with my tits out.

(this led to a discussion of where i could source sushi in the remote woods and the suggestion that i just catch a salmon myself, and someone had pointed out that my initial description of the fantasy sounded really like the selkie lifestyle, so i supposed that if i were really a selkie i would have little difficulty in managing a fish straight out of a stream, so now this idle fantasy has taken a hard left into being an A/U where I’m a selkie, but like, that’d be cool and I’d have badass teeth and be way more buff than I am, so I guess that’s where I’m mentally going, on a Wednesday night in February 11 months into a global pandemic that has prevented me from having any kind of travel or vacation or indeed very much fun of any kind in my life, so.) (Your picture was not posted)

Comments

[minoanmiss]

*cries* omg I want this too

[dragonlady7]

wouldn't it be amazing.
sigh