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At bedtime, Farmkid was running around excitedly shriek-explaining something. I finally poked my head out to listen to what she was saying. She had been telling her mother all about… the car? she was going to someday own? Yes. A car.

She’s going to have a car that is RED, except on the side it has LUMINESCENT YELLOW flames. (Those are the words she used, her mother was quite impressed with the correct pronounciation and usage of “luminescent”.)

And then she’s also going to DYE her HAIR to MATCH, all bright red but with two patches of yellow on the sides.

She was so excited about this, she said, she just had to scream, and proceeded to do so.

I was like kid I’m here to read your bedtime story so you need to simmer like way way down, and to my absolute shock, she did, so.