that soccer lady
Jul. 15th, 2019 03:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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So not having seen Dude in a week I’d forgotten that he’d cut his hair. I know, he did that a while ago, but for 17 years he had a ponytail, and for a month now he hasn’t, and i hadn’t seen him for two weeks of that. So.
It’s grown out a tiny bit, it’s a little floppier now.
He said, after two margaritas, “My hair doesn’t look like Richard Spencer’s really, does it?” a little mournfully. It’s shaved on the sides and a little floppy on top, and well, yeah, that’s broadly similar to one of the fashions adopted by the alt-right types, but.
“I mean,” I said.
“I think it looks more like that soccer lady’s hair,” he said, just a little bit hopefully. I didn’t even have to ask, I knew he meant Megan Rapinoe. “She’s so hot,” he said, his tone shading toward awe. “Literally everyone is attracted to her, it’s amazing.”
“I know,” I said, and we basked in that for a moment. Then I said, “Your hair’s not lavender though,” and he was like “fair”.
I do have some purple dye left over from 2014 when I did mermaid hair, we could fix that, but it would be a little odd for a nearly-40-year-old man to suddenly show up with purple hair. It would very neatly demonstrate that his hairstyle is absolutely not meant to be in emulation of Richard Spencer though. Like, for really definite. I’m gonna suggest it. C’mon, streaks at least!
So not having seen Dude in a week I’d forgotten that he’d cut his hair. I know, he did that a while ago, but for 17 years he had a ponytail, and for a month now he hasn’t, and i hadn’t seen him for two weeks of that. So.
It’s grown out a tiny bit, it’s a little floppier now.
He said, after two margaritas, “My hair doesn’t look like Richard Spencer’s really, does it?” a little mournfully. It’s shaved on the sides and a little floppy on top, and well, yeah, that’s broadly similar to one of the fashions adopted by the alt-right types, but.
“I mean,” I said.
“I think it looks more like that soccer lady’s hair,” he said, just a little bit hopefully. I didn’t even have to ask, I knew he meant Megan Rapinoe. “She’s so hot,” he said, his tone shading toward awe. “Literally everyone is attracted to her, it’s amazing.”
“I know,” I said, and we basked in that for a moment. Then I said, “Your hair’s not lavender though,” and he was like “fair”.
I do have some purple dye left over from 2014 when I did mermaid hair, we could fix that, but it would be a little odd for a nearly-40-year-old man to suddenly show up with purple hair. It would very neatly demonstrate that his hairstyle is absolutely not meant to be in emulation of Richard Spencer though. Like, for really definite. I’m gonna suggest it. C’mon, streaks at least!
