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dragonlady7via http://ift.tt/1RkfcRX:
motherfucking-dragons:
shwagerr:
If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.
Please do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.
So they have tasers in the Army and part of the training for using them is that you have to get tased and they VIDEO you getting tased so you can see it, presumably for learning purposes, and long story short my sister owns a video of her ubermacho MP husband shrieking and pissing himself and won’t let us watch it.
motherfucking-dragons:
shwagerr:
If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.
Please do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.
So they have tasers in the Army and part of the training for using them is that you have to get tased and they VIDEO you getting tased so you can see it, presumably for learning purposes, and long story short my sister owns a video of her ubermacho MP husband shrieking and pissing himself and won’t let us watch it.
