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gaysexhaver666:
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Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head
I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.
Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!
uh… protip… a beer bottle won’t necessarily break before a skull either. in movies they shatter because they’re props. a friend of mine did this once in a moment of great passion and the beer bottle did not break; the man’s skull quite possibly did. she’s not sure, she ran like hell and has never gone back there. it was, as she related it, a Bad Scene, and she would be delighted to know I’m passing on her very heartfelt advice to Not Do That.
if you try to avoid this by smashing the bottle on a table or something first before hitting the person with it, you have now changed from just assault to premeditated assault. so. like.
maybe don’t do this unless you’re sure you’ve got a clean getaway and nobody knows you there, and even then there’s security cameras now, you’re really better off just hitting someone with your fist. you might hurt yourself but you’re unlikely to get a weapons charge.
personally, in my not-great but not-nonexistent barfighting experience, a solid body check is the way to go, but that most likely works best when you’re well above 200 pounds and 5′7″, as I am, and maybe not so much if you’re petite. But if you don’t hit someone with any of your limbs, you just slam them out of your direct area, then you can make your getaway and it’s very hard for him to point to a site of impact to blame you for, and witnesses can truthfully say you didn’t punch him or kick him or anything. Hips don’t lie but they also don’t have to do much talking.
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gaysexhaver666:
bitter-badfem-harpy:
babyangel-jpg:
Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head
I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.
Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!
uh… protip… a beer bottle won’t necessarily break before a skull either. in movies they shatter because they’re props. a friend of mine did this once in a moment of great passion and the beer bottle did not break; the man’s skull quite possibly did. she’s not sure, she ran like hell and has never gone back there. it was, as she related it, a Bad Scene, and she would be delighted to know I’m passing on her very heartfelt advice to Not Do That.
if you try to avoid this by smashing the bottle on a table or something first before hitting the person with it, you have now changed from just assault to premeditated assault. so. like.
maybe don’t do this unless you’re sure you’ve got a clean getaway and nobody knows you there, and even then there’s security cameras now, you’re really better off just hitting someone with your fist. you might hurt yourself but you’re unlikely to get a weapons charge.
personally, in my not-great but not-nonexistent barfighting experience, a solid body check is the way to go, but that most likely works best when you’re well above 200 pounds and 5′7″, as I am, and maybe not so much if you’re petite. But if you don’t hit someone with any of your limbs, you just slam them out of your direct area, then you can make your getaway and it’s very hard for him to point to a site of impact to blame you for, and witnesses can truthfully say you didn’t punch him or kick him or anything. Hips don’t lie but they also don’t have to do much talking.
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