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Someone: I need some volunteers to help lift this heavy object
Me, a lazy and weak individual: please don't ask me please don't ask me
Someone: I need some big strong men to lift this! You don't have to help.
Me, filled with irrational feminist rage: wtf i'll lift that couch up one handed and bench press it

Someone: I need some volunteers to help lift this heavy object
Me, a lazy and weak individual: please don't ask me please don't ask me
Someone: I need some big strong men to lift this! You don't have to help.
Me, filled with irrational feminist rage: wtf i'll lift that couch up one handed and bench press it

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Date: 2016-04-27 12:17 am (UTC)This is me, exactly.
"I need help lifting this!"
[silence]
"I need a guy to help lift this!"
"MOVE ASIDE, I AM HERE TO LIFT THAT, DUDES SIT DOWN I GOT THIS."