Sorry I’m on mobile so I can’t cut this
Feb. 12th, 2018 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Sorry I’m on mobile so I can’t cut this for hilarigross bodily function TMI but I just pooped and it smelled eerily like cow shit and I literally scrolled through all the contacts on my phone like “who can I text about this” and struck out completely so you all are the winners or losers here, but not as big a loser as I am, having just realized I have no Real Friends.
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Sorry I’m on mobile so I can’t cut this for hilarigross bodily function TMI but I just pooped and it smelled eerily like cow shit and I literally scrolled through all the contacts on my phone like “who can I text about this” and struck out completely so you all are the winners or losers here, but not as big a loser as I am, having just realized I have no Real Friends.
(Your picture was not posted)
