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I always say this is the time of year that Canadians get super crazy. Like people try to steal cups in anyway they can (especially from the coffee counters), my uncle had some lady take his coffee cup from his shopping cart once. God knows why
You know, Americans often mistake Canadian politeness for niceness or even, god forbid, weakness, and as a longtime border town resident and sometime traveler I gotta say, Canadians are fucking terrifying and should not be messed with. I mean, they say things like “soh-ry!” a lot and it’s cute and all, but like.
It’s not an invitation to cross them. They will straight up cut you.
I am terrified of Canadians.
(my experience of Canadians may be disproportionately with physically aggressive ones due to a decade of cross-border roller derby tournaments. but some of the most violent experiences of my life have involved Canadians and have ostensibly been for entertainment. there may have been a strip club involved at least twice. i may have been too drunk to walk properly on at least one occasion. i may have gotten tackled into a wall by a referee at least once. it may not be a fair perspective to judge a nation from but let’s be real here, it’s a fun perspective to judge a nation from.)
Around here we don’t generally go that crazy over the coffee cups. If you’re a Starbucks drinker, you’re still a Starbucks drinker this time of year. You’re just going to get made fun of. I mean, more than usual.
(I’m not a Starbucks drinker.)
I always say this is the time of year that Canadians get super crazy. Like people try to steal cups in anyway they can (especially from the coffee counters), my uncle had some lady take his coffee cup from his shopping cart once. God knows why
You know, Americans often mistake Canadian politeness for niceness or even, god forbid, weakness, and as a longtime border town resident and sometime traveler I gotta say, Canadians are fucking terrifying and should not be messed with. I mean, they say things like “soh-ry!” a lot and it’s cute and all, but like.
It’s not an invitation to cross them. They will straight up cut you.
I am terrified of Canadians.
(my experience of Canadians may be disproportionately with physically aggressive ones due to a decade of cross-border roller derby tournaments. but some of the most violent experiences of my life have involved Canadians and have ostensibly been for entertainment. there may have been a strip club involved at least twice. i may have been too drunk to walk properly on at least one occasion. i may have gotten tackled into a wall by a referee at least once. it may not be a fair perspective to judge a nation from but let’s be real here, it’s a fun perspective to judge a nation from.)
Around here we don’t generally go that crazy over the coffee cups. If you’re a Starbucks drinker, you’re still a Starbucks drinker this time of year. You’re just going to get made fun of. I mean, more than usual.
(I’m not a Starbucks drinker.)
