Just For Men mustache dye for incredibly blonde eyebrows - you have SAVED ME oh my god.

unintentionally

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I thought of it because Instagram was constantly showing me these ads for this Revolutionary New Eyebrow Gel That Over Time Gradually Stains Your Eyebrows Semi-Permanently Into The Color You Want and i was like hang on a second humans invented hairdye literally thousands of years ago i don’t have to draw these shits on every day and i certainly don’t have to settle for a fifteen-dollar instagram-marketed 1/32 of an ounce tube of “gradual stain” when i could just go and fucking dye my eyebrows the color I want in the first place and have my results in one minute*.

(*ok it was actually 24 hours because I did the recommended allergy test on my skin first. The directions are in the package. I followed eyebrow-dyeing directions from an instructable i found online though. it said to only leave the dye on for one minute but i think i generally do two or three. it really doesn’t seem to matter. it’s pretty subtle! just makes it look like you have eyebrows again! most people do not notice but it does make your face look more like a face and less like an amorphous blob.)

Just For Men was like $12.50 at my local CVS and the two applications I’ve done so far in three months have used like a tenth of the product in the tube, and I haven’t bothered drawing my eyebrows on one time that entire interlude.

Like, I don’t care enough to Put My Face On, but if I don’t have eyebrows I just kind of subtly look real weird. If I look weird I want it to be intentional, y'dig? (Your picture was not posted)