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[image description: a tweet by Twitter user cmbarakat that reads ‘If you specify the dress is “business casual,” I will remind you that my business involves working with livestock.’]

Funny story, one time shortly after completing the process of purchasing her farm with the help of some government program, my sister and her husband were invited to NYC to some event about that government program or one of the charities involved, I forget what. Anyway it was at a bar in Manhattan. And the thing said “Attire: Farm Casual” and my sister genuinely about lost her mind trying to figure out, given the context, what the fuck that meant.

I tried to get her to go in a denim bustier but I think she settled for just wearing her nicest non-pig-shit jeans. Because genuinely. On the island of Manhattan, what the fuck does “Farm Casual” fucking mean. (Your picture was not posted)

secretdazedragon:“Uh, there is a swarm of bears an

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“Uh, there is a swarm of bears and they are everywhere!”

[Image description: a cartoon-style drawing of a swarm of what look like brown bears, but with large yellow stripes around their middles, and yellow muzzles, and tiny translucent wings, so that they also look like bees; they are flying in front of a full moon] (Your picture was not posted)