malcolm-f-tucker:you MONETISE miette?? you make her pay to view posts like the youtube premium??? oh

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malcolm-f-tucker https://malcolm-f-tucker.tumblr.com/post/657350271957106688/you-monetise-miette-you-make-her-pay-to-view :

you MONETISE miette?? you make her pay to view posts like the youtube premium??? oh jail! jail for staff for One Thousand Years!!! (Your picture was not posted)

aethersea:Station Security: How do we know you didn

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aethersea https://aethersea.tumblr.com/post/657375296253804544/station-security-how-do-we-know-you-didnt-murder :

Station Security: How do we know you didn’t murder this human?

Murderbot: does a full anime-glasses-push internal monologue about the importance of careful misdirection to ensure that Security doesn’t see it as any more of a threat than they already do, in case it does actually need to murder a human later on

Murderbot: lol if I’d done it you’d never have found the body

Gurathin, exhausted: You have an alibi, you could just give them your alibi, (Your picture was not posted)