squareallworthy: eightyonekilograms: The paralyzing fear of writing something in a blank journal is.

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The paralyzing fear of writing something in a blank journal is magnified tenfold when it’s one of those leatherbound ones with cotton paper pages. It feels unworthy to put anything in it that isn’t the diary of your expedition thousands of miles from civilization, with sketches of the mysterious artifacts you found along the way.

Also, after you finish writing in it, you should hand it to some stranger, whisper “please…someone has to know” and then die on the spot, or what is even the point.

fic update: Ideal Man

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So I have dithered extensively, provisionally decided the extra material is going in chapters pasted onto the end of The Ideal Man, and have gone ahead and posted chapter 3, which was originally written to be the end of this story.

I may change my mind and make it the end and make the new material a new story but I’m just out of cope for thinking about it at the moment, so for the nonce, we’re changing it to 3/? and going with that.

Chapter 3: Replica of a Replica https://archiveofourown.org/works/26847148/chapters/65637202

in which the dick on the mantelpiece in the first act is used in a duel in the third, or whatever Chekov was on about, IDK how pacing works

“Geralt’s. Hmm. Gullible?”

Lambert’s expression went a little more neutral, but set, harder to read. “Somebody convinced Geralt when he was pretty young that his only value in this world is what he can do for other people,” he said.

“See,” Keira said, “things like that. I just don’t feel like he would make an analysis like that.”

“I don’t know about that,” Lambert said. “He seems to have analyzed you fairly well.”

“When?” Keira said, startled.

Lambert gave one of those crooked sarcastic grins. “At Kaer Morhen,” he said. “When he showed up, and you were there? We talked about you, a little. He said he didn’t think anyone had been kind to you in a good long while, among other things.”

Keira blinked, blank. “I,” she said, profoundly disconcerted.

“It’s not that Geralt’s so gullible he won’t see through attempts at manipulation,” Lambert said. “It’s more that he’s likely to figure it out, figure out what the manipulator really wants, and do it anyway. I’m not as nice and I’d not forgive so readily.” He grinned, and she could tell there really was an edge to it, beyond the cosmetic appearance of such the tooth lent. “But I know you well enough now to know he was right.”

oh I’m reblogging this. Apparently I first drafted a chapter 3 on October 8th, and then rewrote it extensively and reworked the story, but that means when I finally uploaded the chapter, it’s not showing up as one of the most recent updates in the tag, because it’s from Oct 8th.

Not that I get a lot of readership from people surfing on in from the tags, but. Still! I did update this! Even if people can’t see it!

I need answers. Are mermaids kosher? What did your rabbi say???

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As per my rabbi, mermaids are NOT kosher, due to the following:

1) If mermaids are like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, then they have human intelligence and free will. This makes them human (whatever King Triton might have to say on the subject), and thus eating one is committing murder, which is against halacha. (She could convert to Judaism, though!)

2) If mermaids are like the original little mermaid, then they have intelligence (possibly of human levels), but no souls and thus no free will. This means they are not human, but they appear human, and thus eating one is in violation of lifnei iver, which means “before the blind” and comes from the verse “do not place a stumbling block before the blind.” In other words: someone seeing you eat the mermaid may assume the mermaid is human, and thus that eating human is okay, and thus they may commit murder to eat human, which is against halacha.

3) Mermaids that do not fit the “human top, fish bottom” tradition of mermaids may not possess fins and/or scales, thus marking them as not kosher.

Thus: Mermaids are not kosher.