tbf to Emhyr he doesn't try to marry Ciri even in the books when he runs into her. He does set up an

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That is an excellent clarification, and i can post this publicly because it’s nonspecific enough not to be a spoiler! LOL

gingershewolf:Lan Zhan: Wei Ying made me feel thingsLan Xichen: What things? Lan Zhan: Feelings Lan.

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gingershewolf:

Lan Zhan: Wei Ying made me feel things

Lan Xichen: What things?

Lan Zhan: Feelings

Lan xichen: Wei Ying made you feel feelings?

Lan Zhan: Yes

Lan Xichen: What a dick

Bloody Baron

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So we’d gone a little ways into the next level the night before last but then died without saving, so last night we settled in to look at  the whole game now that we’ve completed the prologue. We sort of hadn’t realized that was what was going on.

I’m gonna reply to replies under the cut too. I don’t have a ton of time for a recap but I did want to share a couple funny things that happened.
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csevet: bomberqueen17 replied to your post

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csevet:

bomberqueen17 replied to your post “probably gonna pause the untamed/magnusblogging in favor of…”

AAAAAA i just went to look and see when it’s coming out but i tabbed away before the page loaded so this is me finding out!!!!!!!!

(i thought i had it preordered but i do not!!!)

HAPPY MURDERBOT EVE!!!

i’ve had it on preorder so long i forgot about it but i was laughing at a may the fourth meme and some long-lost braincell was like “and don’t forget murderbot is may fifth” “WAIT WHAT”

lowkey hoping i’m shoved on some solitary hellproject at work JUST so i can hunker down in my dark corner and devour this book whole

my sister texted me at 6am and was like DID YOU READ IT YET and i’m like I DIDN’T GET IT YET and she’s like IT RELEASED AT 2AM and I was like I MUST NOT HAVE PREORDERED AAAHH and went to preorder it and

AHHHH i forgot I don’t get the amazon emails, Dude does, we share an account. 

I’ll have to wait until After Homeschool Time now, bah.

What I Learned From The Witcher 3

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So here’s the succinct walkthrough joke I was working on but couldn’t get out this morning:

The bandits at the Inn at the Crossroads give Geralt a scornful/lascivious (which, really?) once-over, and comment on how he must be a big deal because he’s got two swords. The other bandit says, then does he have two pricks??

Geralt answers them that the silver one’s for monsters and the steel one’s for humans. He then concludes by confirming that he’s only got the one prick, though.

Shortly thereafter, we had a short chapter to play through as Ciri, who only carries one sword. In this, she has to kill a werewolf. She only carries one sword, and it’s a steel sword. But, she explains to the small child she rescues, if she gets the right components, she can make a blade oil that’ll let her steel sword be effective on a monster.

So the moral of the story is, you only need one prick, if you have the right lubricants. 

MURDERBOT

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

IT’S SO GOOD. IT’S SO COMPLICATED. THE PAYOFF IS SO GOOD.

I LOVE YOU, THREE!!!

(Those of you who don’t know what the eff I’m going on about– it’s the latest installment in Martha Wells’ Murderbot series, the first full-length novel of the bunch– there were four novellas that came out over the last few years, and various of them won Hugos and Nebulas and such, and I’ve been a fan of the author since like 2006 so. These are different in tone and content than her older works but remain tightly-plotted, action-packed, yet character-driven stories.)

spoilerish screencaps and blathering

MURDERBOT ADMITS TO HAVING A FRIEND 😭BUT ONLY UNDER EXTREME DURESS AND INTERROGATION BY A TEENAGER

MURDERBOT

YES

I just, I can’t

I should stop but anyway

this book rules and i love it and i need to reread it with a little more time to savor it but i could not resist and devoured it.