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i just went nuts on the (now past) Torrid clearance and bought myself linen shorts overalls and a lace crop top and you know, i will never wear them out of the house, in that combination, but i have a lot of housework to do tomorrow and today besides doing four loads of laundry (and intensively de-stinkifying and then de-wrinkling all of Dude’s button-down work shirts, which is a thing he does not grok that i do, but i do, hint, a little spray bottle of white vinegar is very nice to keep by the washer and you apply it to the armpits of a certain fellow’s shirts every few months and it in conjunction with a good dry in direct sunlight does a lot for maintaining the polite fiction that hippie deodorant is actually effective on a man) (also no i don’t iron his shirts but i do once in a while press the button plackets and collars because otherwise they become not-shirt-shaped garments anymore) i also washed my hair and oiled it and put it up in a sewn crown braid, so.
maybe i’ll bobby-pin a tiara to that shit and maybe i’ll selfie and maybe i won’t, but you can just imagine the Housework Outfit.
oh i have some false eyelashes somewhere, i should add that into the mix.
i just went nuts on the (now past) Torrid clearance and bought myself linen shorts overalls and a lace crop top and you know, i will never wear them out of the house, in that combination, but i have a lot of housework to do tomorrow and today besides doing four loads of laundry (and intensively de-stinkifying and then de-wrinkling all of Dude’s button-down work shirts, which is a thing he does not grok that i do, but i do, hint, a little spray bottle of white vinegar is very nice to keep by the washer and you apply it to the armpits of a certain fellow’s shirts every few months and it in conjunction with a good dry in direct sunlight does a lot for maintaining the polite fiction that hippie deodorant is actually effective on a man) (also no i don’t iron his shirts but i do once in a while press the button plackets and collars because otherwise they become not-shirt-shaped garments anymore) i also washed my hair and oiled it and put it up in a sewn crown braid, so.
maybe i’ll bobby-pin a tiara to that shit and maybe i’ll selfie and maybe i won’t, but you can just imagine the Housework Outfit.
oh i have some false eyelashes somewhere, i should add that into the mix.
