Aug. 27th, 2017
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senator-organa:
senator-organa:
senator-organa:
lando does tarot card readings using sabacc cards
#new headcanon
i feel like i should clarify that this isn’t a headcanon, it’s an actual thing he does in an actual published (if legends) star wars novel
here’s the whole passage, if you want it
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senator-organa:
senator-organa:
senator-organa:
lando does tarot card readings using sabacc cards
#new headcanon
i feel like i should clarify that this isn’t a headcanon, it’s an actual thing he does in an actual published (if legends) star wars novel
here’s the whole passage, if you want it
Keep reading

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deputychairman:
Why does Tumblr show me ‘since you’ve been gone’ posts in the morning? I haven’t been gone, I didn’t go anywhere, went to bed for barely 8 hours dude chill
Twitter is even worse, tho, I’ll get to the end of my TL and refresh and they’ll pop up an entire “in case you missed it” section that is literally shit I interacted with just now as I was scrolling down, and I’m like, … all these posts have little red hearts where I fav’d them… or little green arrows where I literally just retweeted them… … I don’t even know where to start in hating their algorithm.

deputychairman:
Why does Tumblr show me ‘since you’ve been gone’ posts in the morning? I haven’t been gone, I didn’t go anywhere, went to bed for barely 8 hours dude chill
Twitter is even worse, tho, I’ll get to the end of my TL and refresh and they’ll pop up an entire “in case you missed it” section that is literally shit I interacted with just now as I was scrolling down, and I’m like, … all these posts have little red hearts where I fav’d them… or little green arrows where I literally just retweeted them… … I don’t even know where to start in hating their algorithm.

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I know in my heart that the embroidery software I bought is like, reasonable and powerful and i can do worthwhile things with it if only I figure out how but in the meantime it is time for me to make stupid text-only files with it while I figure it out
yes this is an inside work joke and a Clerks reference and yes that’s the only font I apparently have so now I have to get some more fonts somewhere and that probably means buying them, bah, my broke ass hates actually paying money for shit because that’s the one thing I don’t have.
Anyway though. Gonna load this up and see what happens. I have received a lot of embroidery thread from kind RL people and am psyched to see how this goes.

I know in my heart that the embroidery software I bought is like, reasonable and powerful and i can do worthwhile things with it if only I figure out how but in the meantime it is time for me to make stupid text-only files with it while I figure it out
yes this is an inside work joke and a Clerks reference and yes that’s the only font I apparently have so now I have to get some more fonts somewhere and that probably means buying them, bah, my broke ass hates actually paying money for shit because that’s the one thing I don’t have.
Anyway though. Gonna load this up and see what happens. I have received a lot of embroidery thread from kind RL people and am psyched to see how this goes.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3 <3 <3
deputychairman replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
Happy birthday dude!! Enjoy being old!
sugarspiceandcursewords replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
Happy birthday!!!!
magickedteacup replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
��✨���� happy bday!
greymichaela replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
Happy birfdaaay! <3
Thank you to all of you guys! I am enjoying being old. Someone asked how old I was at the wedding I attended on Friday night, and I’d had a couple of drinks and was like, “Uh, old?” It was one of Dude’s cousins, who hadn’t seen me since she was herself quite young, and while I wasn’t looking all these gawky teenagers became self-possessed and professional young adults, and they were all like “This is cousin dude’s girlfriend and she’s really cool!!!!” and I was like, “that is because I was twenty-six when you were twelve and I made an impression, now I am Old and you are like, a professional raver who lives in Vegas*, I don’t know why you think I’m cool,” and it was very gratifying. But the best part was the one who was like, “Whaaaat you’re not over thirty-five!” and I was like, “uh…”
(*not really but it suits the purposes of the story)
But I couldn’t remember how old I was, and somehow just never got a calculator or whatever, so when my older sister called me yesterday I was like, “you’re going to be 40 right, that means I’m 38 right,” because that’s literally how I’ve known my age my whole life. (And, for bonus, her oldest son was born the week before she turned 30, so it’s easy to know how old he is too.) (Holy shit that kid is going to be ten. That’s fucked up.)
People with small families, I don’t know how that works. I used to resent it, but I’ve spent my whole life knowing who I was partially in the context of the rest of my family, and while sometimes it has sucked and been confining, now that I’m old enough to have grown into myself (and have had some distance) it’s nice to have that context to keep a part of myself nestled into.
(It’s not like it’d be bad if I had a small family, and I’m not like, oh, how you must suffer, if you have a small family; normal’s what you’re used to. This is my normal and I’m used to it, after some kicking, and I like it, but if something else was normal, I’d be used to that. But like, if my kicking hadn’t gone well and I was estranged from them… let’s be real here I’m thinking about using this on a fictional character, and let’s be extra-real, it’s Kes, he spent his whole life a certain number of years younger than his closest cousin and when that cousin gets exploded on Alderaan he’s going to spend the entire rest of his life aware of that missing context. That’s how my brain works, take this super-nice thing in your own life and make it a super-sad thing in a fictional character’s life. Now you know, and can brace yourselves.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3 <3 <3
deputychairman replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
Happy birthday dude!! Enjoy being old!
sugarspiceandcursewords replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
Happy birthday!!!!
magickedteacup replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
��✨���� happy bday!
greymichaela replied to your photo “Birthday dinner. Yay, I’m old! (at Toutant)”
Happy birfdaaay! <3
Thank you to all of you guys! I am enjoying being old. Someone asked how old I was at the wedding I attended on Friday night, and I’d had a couple of drinks and was like, “Uh, old?” It was one of Dude’s cousins, who hadn’t seen me since she was herself quite young, and while I wasn’t looking all these gawky teenagers became self-possessed and professional young adults, and they were all like “This is cousin dude’s girlfriend and she’s really cool!!!!” and I was like, “that is because I was twenty-six when you were twelve and I made an impression, now I am Old and you are like, a professional raver who lives in Vegas*, I don’t know why you think I’m cool,” and it was very gratifying. But the best part was the one who was like, “Whaaaat you’re not over thirty-five!” and I was like, “uh…”
(*not really but it suits the purposes of the story)
But I couldn’t remember how old I was, and somehow just never got a calculator or whatever, so when my older sister called me yesterday I was like, “you’re going to be 40 right, that means I’m 38 right,” because that’s literally how I’ve known my age my whole life. (And, for bonus, her oldest son was born the week before she turned 30, so it’s easy to know how old he is too.) (Holy shit that kid is going to be ten. That’s fucked up.)
People with small families, I don’t know how that works. I used to resent it, but I’ve spent my whole life knowing who I was partially in the context of the rest of my family, and while sometimes it has sucked and been confining, now that I’m old enough to have grown into myself (and have had some distance) it’s nice to have that context to keep a part of myself nestled into.
(It’s not like it’d be bad if I had a small family, and I’m not like, oh, how you must suffer, if you have a small family; normal’s what you’re used to. This is my normal and I’m used to it, after some kicking, and I like it, but if something else was normal, I’d be used to that. But like, if my kicking hadn’t gone well and I was estranged from them… let’s be real here I’m thinking about using this on a fictional character, and let’s be extra-real, it’s Kes, he spent his whole life a certain number of years younger than his closest cousin and when that cousin gets exploded on Alderaan he’s going to spend the entire rest of his life aware of that missing context. That’s how my brain works, take this super-nice thing in your own life and make it a super-sad thing in a fictional character’s life. Now you know, and can brace yourselves.)

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dignityisforotherpeople:
have you heard of F L O O R P I L E
I can’t do this anymore because my dude will just push it over onto my side and then turn out the light and then when I come to bed I have zero chance, I have to just heave everything onto the floor in the dark.
(God forbid he ever put away a sock, he never has.)

dignityisforotherpeople:
have you heard of F L O O R P I L E
I can’t do this anymore because my dude will just push it over onto my side and then turn out the light and then when I come to bed I have zero chance, I have to just heave everything onto the floor in the dark.
(God forbid he ever put away a sock, he never has.)

