So I threw out my modern-AU Bucky in a helicopter snippe

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So I threw out my modern-AU Bucky in a helicopter snippet because it wasn’t working for Secret Santa (don’t worry, you’ll get it here someday; it was juicy as fuck and drew on both my father’s and my sister’s Army helicopter experience, and had Howlies in it, it was so good, but there was no way to make a story out of it for this assignment), and instead just now I was inspired by a lightning bolt from heaven on top of all this cold medicine

and I have 

holy shit

3500 words of also-totally-unusable Bucky and Angie friendship fic, also a modern AU.

what the fuck

I need 1k of Stucky smut

what the fuck

It’s up! The rest of Ch 13, with the Neko Atsume

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It’s up! The rest of Ch 13, with the Neko Atsume stuff and meeting Lakeisha’s family and getting some of her Tragic Backstory. We’re also getting more of James’s cyborg deal revealed. I promise that’s cooler than it sounds. 

Chapter 13, That’s All Right (Mama), and I’m so high on knockoff Mucinex that I’m starting to think I’ve already used that chapter title somewhere else so maybe I’ll fix that and maybe I won’t. Fuck, we’re all lucky if I haven’t just pasted the script from the Bee movie in there instead of the chapter I wrote, because I don’t know where my face is.

I am most proud of this line:

Lakeisha stared at him, and it was really good she’d transcended her physical form or there would have been more hitting. “You would love for this to be about that, wouldn’t you?”

Oh siblings. I love siblings. Also I might set a record for the number of times I have a character curse in one segment of dialogue. 

Also, Baghead Idiot: 

My dude literally has an actual figurine of this character on his keychain. He’s got a real name, but in our household he’s just called Baghead Idiot.