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i want a strapless bra so bad
Dec. 21st, 2011 12:20 amThe desire just hit me really hard. I want a strapless bra.
I wear a 32JJ UK sizes, or a 32N US sizes.
Nobody makes them.
I want one. It can’t be that impossible. Seriously. I’m not asking for tits up to my chin. Just in their normal spot. Yes I got huge boobies but they don’t hang down that far, they’re actually quite reasonably self-contained for things that have their own zip code. They stay well north of my belly button on their own. They just move around far too much to be trusted on their own in formal attire. I’m not bragging about their defiance of gravity, I’m just saying, it’s not like my size doesn’t exist because tits that size just Can’t Be Supported. If a 44DD can have a strapless bra (they can!) then I can; my tits are the same actual size, just with slightly less rib cage. So they don’t need any more complex engineering to be held in place. (Actually, sister-sizing it out [by which I mean, down one cup size for every band size I go up], my boobs are the same exact volume as a… oh, 48DDD. Well… that’s big. Shut up.)
I want so badly to have bare shoulders, or one of those terribly fashionable (if awkward-looking, whatever) one-shoulder numbers that are so in this season.
Someone find me a 32JJ strapless bra.
Bonus points if it’s less than $110 US. But that’s optional; I just want to see that one exists.
(Hint: It doesn’t.)
(This was inspired by seeing a totally hot (skinny, shutup) chick in a transparent lace shirt with a modest black tube top thing underneath. I want to do that look! I’d be super hot in that look! … Oh, I can’t. Unless I make all the underpinnings myself. People are like Oh DIY make your own clothes. But bras? Bras are really fucking hard. Believe me, I have tried.)
OOH OOH SECONDARY BONUS ROUND: Someone find me a t-shirt bra. Plain white, cotton or molded style cup, either way, sans lace or ornamentation, preferably with a narrow strap. GO. Oh, wait. Ha.
Hey, at least they make pretty bras my size now. (They didn’t used to.)
I wear a 32JJ UK sizes, or a 32N US sizes.
Nobody makes them.
I want one. It can’t be that impossible. Seriously. I’m not asking for tits up to my chin. Just in their normal spot. Yes I got huge boobies but they don’t hang down that far, they’re actually quite reasonably self-contained for things that have their own zip code. They stay well north of my belly button on their own. They just move around far too much to be trusted on their own in formal attire. I’m not bragging about their defiance of gravity, I’m just saying, it’s not like my size doesn’t exist because tits that size just Can’t Be Supported. If a 44DD can have a strapless bra (they can!) then I can; my tits are the same actual size, just with slightly less rib cage. So they don’t need any more complex engineering to be held in place. (Actually, sister-sizing it out [by which I mean, down one cup size for every band size I go up], my boobs are the same exact volume as a… oh, 48DDD. Well… that’s big. Shut up.)
I want so badly to have bare shoulders, or one of those terribly fashionable (if awkward-looking, whatever) one-shoulder numbers that are so in this season.
Someone find me a 32JJ strapless bra.
Bonus points if it’s less than $110 US. But that’s optional; I just want to see that one exists.
(Hint: It doesn’t.)
(This was inspired by seeing a totally hot (skinny, shutup) chick in a transparent lace shirt with a modest black tube top thing underneath. I want to do that look! I’d be super hot in that look! … Oh, I can’t. Unless I make all the underpinnings myself. People are like Oh DIY make your own clothes. But bras? Bras are really fucking hard. Believe me, I have tried.)
OOH OOH SECONDARY BONUS ROUND: Someone find me a t-shirt bra. Plain white, cotton or molded style cup, either way, sans lace or ornamentation, preferably with a narrow strap. GO. Oh, wait. Ha.
Hey, at least they make pretty bras my size now. (They didn’t used to.)
