dragonlady7

Coworker brought in bagels, and a toaster oven, and gave his notice. :/
@shannonsmith138 STEALING THIS IDEA
@jvfriedman no, the boss says it'll just be me and him until I quit or he dies, or both. #notsureheskidding
Bloooooooood suuuugarrrr crrraaaashhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Photo genre I don't understand: Pictures of the T.V. #photofinishing
Team dinner contribution: a whole watermelon. It was the first thing I saw during my lightning-fast raid on Wegmans. I wish I was kidding.
I wish I had feeling in my left arm, while I'm wishing for things.
@melbelinc I think derby's made me bleed before but I can't remember.
I haaaaaate how I look in video footage.
@zobar2 aww schnookums.
Lamb Chop: "Oh my God, Bombs, my ears hurt from laughing." #knockouts #merkins
Wow, team tattoos. I can't get a pic of mine at this angle.
@jvfriedman No matter whether we win the playoffs tomorrow, we totally win as the team that has had the most fun this season, pretty sure.
I need to sleep for like eighty weeks. Is that a number? Eleventy. Floo.
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May. 14th, 2011