From Twitter 04-01-2011

• @JoanofDarkKnits my shop has a poinsettia from 2 christmases ago I've kept alive with coffee. Nitrogen!
  
• I can't believe it took less than a week to kill the store fish!!! Oh my God this is why we can't have nice things. :( #fb
  
• RT @thesugarmonster: It's not that I forget that it's April Fool's Day. I just forget that anyone over the age of 12 thinks this shit is ...
  
• I've developed over 100 rolls of film today. Yes, film. #fb
  
• @zobar2 only 1 wayward shot of a 5-yr-old's buttocks, and a pair of toddlers kissing. Boring.
  
• @zobar2 Eh, I assure you it's not.
  
• Yay Z just bought me a cute, small, digital watch, the first watch I've owned this millennium. I can read it!!
  
• Update on previous Tweet: I *can* read the watch, but I *don't*. Just sat down at computer to check the time, like always.
  
• I am keeping time until the garlic bread I'm baking for the KOs Crabfest Patry comes out of the oven!
  
• team dinner tonight - There’s a photo from last bout to get you in the mood. (It’s not flattering, but I... http://tumblr.com/xm21ykvf7y
  
• @Ozyda oh hey are you on the yahoo group? I just posted the annual meeting minutes.
  
• @Ozyda 3swans at yahoogroups. Open membership. Sign up and peep what's up!
  
• Live KO update: @danyellsugg's dog shit on the floor, Sasa's pot pie is insane, and it turns out Toots was a leashed baby. #knockouts
  
• Live KO feed: and now Sasa's dog peed on the floor. We're just doing great tonight.
  
• There's jus dogs and babies everywhere! #knockouts #patry
  
• grapes: "Jammers are allowed to spread their legs a little." #knockouts #patry
  
• Lamb Chop: "My shirt was big enough to cover my belly when I got here but it's not anymore." #knockouts #patry
  

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