From Twitter 03-01-2011

• Tonight's dinner and evening plans did not work. Grump grump grump.
  
• RT @baratunde: think of it this way: every minute the media gives to charlie sheen is a minute taken away from sarah palin #ThankYouCharlie
  
• RT @Lord_Stewie: Dear Cupcakes, The fact that you cover yourselves up with icing says a lot about your self-esteem. Sincerely, Muffins
  
• What a strange sad little man that was.
  
• Lady! We told you your order would be done by noon! I reserve the right to not give a fuck that you're mad it wasn't done at 10:30!
  
• @hmniphoto Haha customer. He just wanted to talk to a person, I think, about cameras or like whatever really...
  
• RT @KateHarding: Self-compassion healthier than shame and self-flagellation. Who could have seen that coming? http://nyti.ms/gkY9oo (via ...
  
• Yesterday's dinner AND dessert plans were foiled. Tonight's plans are roller derby practice and buy myself a thing of ice cream. Foil-proof?
  
• Customer just called looking for infrared LED lights "for ghost hunting". #awesome
  
• I need a week's vacation to spend drunk on my lawn in my underwear yelling at neighborhood kids. Not nice but attainable, y'know?
  
• @zobar2 alas we do not stock such an item. (Is that a thing? Really?)
  
• The boss's laptop http://twitpic.com/453diq
  
• OMG today is draaaaaggging byyyyyy. At 11:30 I was absolutely furiously indignant that it wasn't 6pm because IT FELT LIKE IT. #fuckUTuesday
  
• welsh proverbs - “Bûm gall unwaith - hynny oedd, llefain pan ym ganed.” Translation: “I was wise once: when... http://tumblr.com/xm21nawssp
  
• Hypercaffeinating has not sped time up, alas; conversely, it has slowed down. #fb
  
• @MsSamber The question is how to administer the dose.
  
• @HyperBeans wait this is a pass/fail test?
  

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