dragonlady7

Eggs and riiiiiiiiiiiice (that's a song I'm singing to my cat, who is kneading/humping the blanket next to me while I eat/Tweet).
OMG Chita you are the cutest thing ever sitting in my Atom Wheels box TAUNTING ME that I don't have a camera handy!!! Such adorable cruelty.
@Ozyda You SHOULD be!!! OMG Rat City!!! Also I am very excited about the derby but for me it is only 3 days away, & I'm playing in it!
RT @Butler_Bryant: Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms
just like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporat ...
Ambition: someday, to learn to twirl tasseled nipple pasties in opposite directions at the same time.
@sooky_tsujimoto I just watched a video of Dirty Martini doing this trick and I'm serious, I want to know how to do that! It looks so cool!
RT @mountain_goats: Reaching down deep to find inner reserves necessary to go transfer laundry from washer to dryer #hercules #saintseba ...
@mountain_goats I know how you feel! It's almost #Sisyphean when you think about how those socks'll only be dirty again tomorrow.
In my head I'm transforming my coworker's incompetent caterwauling of some pop-country hit into Madonna's "Like A Prayer": more surreal.
Far Side's wisdom of the day: "The customer is always an asshole."
When I'm stuck doing anything else, I wish I were sewing. But when I have to sew, I procrastinate. #cantwin
Watched a bunch of hockey fights on YouTube at work-- I'm glad we don't do that in #rollerderby because I'm total crap at punching. #fb

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Jan. 27th, 2011