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just-shower-thoughts:

Someone holds the record for highest number of people to have masturbated to the thought of them.

Source:just-shower-thoughts
#this must fall into the same continuum as#dealing with your inevitable crush on Poe Dameron#right?#some joker in the resistance conducts a survey#and Poe Dameron wins hands down#he can never look anybody in the eye ever again#because he knows#and they know#that they’ve probably masturbated while thinking about him
I LOVE THIS
I had focused so much on the realistic emotional aftermath of him finding out about that vid I had not considered what he’d do once he eventually got it through his thick skull that they fucking meant it and oh god yes this is the inevitable conclusion. HA HA HA HA

oh @deputychairman, you are a champion.
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