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Piece of shit coworker went on lunch break at 2pm, did not clock out, and is not back yet. It is 5pm.
We started taking bets at 2:30 whether she’d be back in time to clock out at quitting time.
It literally doesn’t matter, she could read her book anywhere. She just– I can’t imagine being such a piece of shit that I didn’t care at all.

Piece of shit coworker went on lunch break at 2pm, did not clock out, and is not back yet. It is 5pm.
We started taking bets at 2:30 whether she’d be back in time to clock out at quitting time.
It literally doesn’t matter, she could read her book anywhere. She just– I can’t imagine being such a piece of shit that I didn’t care at all.
