choreography

[dragonlady7]

Urgh. It's the choreograpy bits of smut that make it take so long to freakin' finish.


In other news, have managed to clear out weeds in front. Good, nice, but now it looks like hell. I need to plant something in there.
Grumble.

In still other news, Dave got an iTunes music store gift card for graduation. He's just used it to buy the latest Beastie Boys CD, "The In Sound From Way Out"-- instrumental stuff, vaguely funk. He's still got like ten bucks left, though, so there's some pondering of what else to buy going on.

Yes, yes, I am updating because I have many things to do and don't want to (or have to, really) do any of them. And also, because it's very hard to concentrate on smut once you get to the nitty-gritty parts of it. (Well. No nits orgrit, really, but saying "the sticky parts" just sounds like TMI.)

In still other other news, Livejournal is having a sale on permanent accounts and really it's a huge savings to just get one (not to mention the nifty features) but I'm still recovering from the $6 I spent last month to renew my paid account, so it's actually laughable to consider that I would have $150 to spend on a permanent account. Which makes me very sad. But, to anyone else who's interested-- check it out here: Permanent User Account Sale. Totally worth it.

Comments

[tehta.livejournal.com]

Yes, choreography sucks, and not just in smut. I also hate the whole process of getting character on and off stage, and from point A to point B, without getting all boring and exposition-y.

Glad to hear there's no nits or grit. Although that would be original, as far as Elfsmut goes, no?

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

Yes. Choreography. Overawareness of choreography is always so... tiring. There comes a time in pretty much every smut scene when I am overly aware of choreography. In other scenes it happens less often, but I hate it when it does. It makes it so hard to write. I have to really get focused to be able to get past it.

To my credit in this case, it is very hard to summon the necessary focus to overcome this awkwardness when one's heterosexual boyfriend is sitting next to one reading one funny webcomics and news stories and expecting one to have an opinion on them, and one has discovered that one actually likes said boyfriend and really would rather not tell him to go away even if it would be better if he did at least just for a little while, and also one is hoping he does not read the computer screen because one is aware of the futility of explaining the Elf-Pansies. I'm hoping tomorrow he'll be so eager to spend time in my company when I'm struggling with fishing the new power line through the plaster walls (Ugh. WHY does my soulless postwar suburban house have PLASTER walls?) rather than negotiating with the physics behind inserting an Elfhood into another Elf.

I've seen gritty Elfsmut. But never... Never nits.
I know they didn't get diseases but d'ya think Elves got parasites or fungus? Like, for example, nits/lice, fleas, mites, crabs, ringworm, tapeworms, pinworms?
It seems unTolkienly but then, he doesn't say.


I would be hard-pressed to come up with a good use for nits in any smut scene. ... No wait! Wait! Hold the phone! I may have, indeed, included nits in a semi-smut scene!
(looks it up)
Yes! Yes I have! HA!

OK, they're just implied, but it's archaeologically-documented that the Vikings were fanatical about delousing themselves and used antler combs for the purpose, and we all know combing someone's hair can be quite sensual. So yes. Yes, I have used nits in smut. (Well, actually, it was interrupted so no smut ensued. But, it was kind of foreplay. Yes. A nit-comb was indeed an implement of seduction.)

But not Elfsmut. I have not used a nit-comb in Elfsmut.

[tehta.livejournal.com]

Smut is probably the worst, but I have a lot of trouble in SF with who-can-see/hear-what-from-where-they-stand, too. I am sure you can see why.

Glad of lack of Elven nits.