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how????

can a dude???

who has been in a sexual relationship with a specific woman???

for seventeen years????

and over the course of those seventeen years has been present, and like, contributing, as she has developed the ability to be multiorgasmic???

not know??

about multiple orgasms???



what has he thought was going on this entire time??? 



over dinner he made an innuendo and waggled his eyebrows, something very cheesy and goofy about “all night long” and I was like lol i mean if you’re offering and he laughed and was like “nobody can really go all night though!’ and i was like “buddy try me” and he was like “ok so i know a man can’t actually infinitely fuck but neither can a woman right???” and I was like “can’t I?” and he was like “… can you?” and i was like “uh”

i mean the answer is not “infinitely” but it is definitely a lot longer than five to seven minutes, i just don’t see the need to be greedy about it. 

but really! what has he thought i was doing this whole time?? 

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