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dragonlady7) wrote2011-09-18 01:21 pm
dragonlady7) wrote2011-09-18 01:21 pm
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derby vignette of the day
Our coach is a very passionate, very Canadian young woman. This is my sixth season skating with her.
My team is made up of some hilarious women, as well as the other adjectives you’d expect– driven, focused, talented, athletic, etc.– all of that shit is nice, but when you’re talking about people you see for two or three hours two or three times a week for about nine or ten months a year, those fuckers better have some winning goddamn personalities. And my Knockouts, oh they do.
Supernova had us doing a drill, two at a time, reacting to a whistle blast. “When I blow the whistle,” she yelled, “I want every one of you to shout out a word, a word that symbolizes something you want to be better at this season! Really visualize it, and yell it really loud, and then do it!”
She blew the whistle, and twenty women shouted, and two women took off sprinting, as the drill required. Into the silence, Sour Grapes said, “I heard somebody yell blowjobs.”
My team is made up of some hilarious women, as well as the other adjectives you’d expect– driven, focused, talented, athletic, etc.– all of that shit is nice, but when you’re talking about people you see for two or three hours two or three times a week for about nine or ten months a year, those fuckers better have some winning goddamn personalities. And my Knockouts, oh they do.
Supernova had us doing a drill, two at a time, reacting to a whistle blast. “When I blow the whistle,” she yelled, “I want every one of you to shout out a word, a word that symbolizes something you want to be better at this season! Really visualize it, and yell it really loud, and then do it!”
She blew the whistle, and twenty women shouted, and two women took off sprinting, as the drill required. Into the silence, Sour Grapes said, “I heard somebody yell blowjobs.”