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I am gardening in my bikini. It is fun. Nobody has noticed. I have a pair of boxer shorts that almost match the bikini top. When I am standing up I do not feel fat. Now I am sitting at the computer and my bellyfat-rolls are actually somewhat scary. But nobody can see me here, so all is well.
I think I am going to roll the scooter out into the driveway and wash it, in an hour and a half or so when the boys' school across the street lets out, and see if I can frighten anyone with my pasty white flesh. Na ha ha.
I have planted lettuce, beets, and radishes, gambling that there will be no more hard frosts.
I fired this up to post about how annoyed I am that Gmail has been broken for almost two weeks now. They broke something in their Atom feed, and now neither Z's nor their own official Gmail Notifier works at all. At least Z's gives you a message letting you know that it isn't working; the official one just tells you that you don't have any mail. Which is retarded.
I am sort of irritated either way, as it means I keep forgetting to check my mail, because I forget that I quit the notifier. Also I don't have Gmail bookmarked because I use the notifier, so I have to (gasp!) type in the URL every time I want to check my mail. And I am too lazy to bookmark it because I still don't know how to fix shit in Firefox. (It hides the bookmark bar! Bah.)
Life is so hard. I'm going to go and lie in the sun and try to remember how to write stories. I was writing a novel, remember?
I think I am going to roll the scooter out into the driveway and wash it, in an hour and a half or so when the boys' school across the street lets out, and see if I can frighten anyone with my pasty white flesh. Na ha ha.
I have planted lettuce, beets, and radishes, gambling that there will be no more hard frosts.
I fired this up to post about how annoyed I am that Gmail has been broken for almost two weeks now. They broke something in their Atom feed, and now neither Z's nor their own official Gmail Notifier works at all. At least Z's gives you a message letting you know that it isn't working; the official one just tells you that you don't have any mail. Which is retarded.
I am sort of irritated either way, as it means I keep forgetting to check my mail, because I forget that I quit the notifier. Also I don't have Gmail bookmarked because I use the notifier, so I have to (gasp!) type in the URL every time I want to check my mail. And I am too lazy to bookmark it because I still don't know how to fix shit in Firefox. (It hides the bookmark bar! Bah.)
Life is so hard. I'm going to go and lie in the sun and try to remember how to write stories. I was writing a novel, remember?
