pescado non grata
Nov. 20th, 2006 09:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dragonlady7Z has inherited a pair of fish from a coworker who had all the interesting fish in her aquarium die and was just going to flush the two survivors, a catfish and a goldfish, so that she could rescue her dining room table for Thanksgiving. We've dubbed them the Pescado Non Grata and are setting up our big tank (formerly the Foosh Palace) to accomodate them.
We might try putting Gibson in with them, as bettas are apparently all right with catfish and with non-aggressive goldfish, so maybe they'll be ok. We'll make the experiment at some point when we'll be home to supervise.
We decided that Gibson and the Pescado Non Grata would be a good name for a band.
In other news, I can't believe I hadn't seen this before. How great is this:
Fisting and God's Word. Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.
I am not making that up.
But I actually really kinda like the site. Now and then something makes me grit my teeth, but on the whole, you have to kind of respect these people. They're the first fundie whackjob Christians I've encountered in a while who have the fucking balls to admit that they're human and dirty pictures are hot dammit. Because you know, it's better to marry than to burn. Amen.
I cannot wait for someone to produce real Christian porn according to their guidelines. Because then, finally, devout Christians will have some alternative to buying sex and meth from gay hookers.
Zing!
Also I kinda think it would be hot. Who doesn't want porn that starts out with prayer to Christ for guidance in fucking? Because, dude.
Anyway. I've digressed enough. And I'm not even drunk. I've kind of been looking at a lot of porn lately, though (for me), in research for the NaNo book (remember how the heroine's supposed to be a porn star? I decided I ought to know what a porn site actually looked like. I wonder if I could get a tax writeoff on a membership to a site? It's for research! I'd have to prove I made money from writing, though. Hey, I do-- I have a 1099 for freelancing with Artvoice! Hey.......)
Anyway. I've probably said too much. Off to help Z set up the Pescado Non Grata aquarium.
We might try putting Gibson in with them, as bettas are apparently all right with catfish and with non-aggressive goldfish, so maybe they'll be ok. We'll make the experiment at some point when we'll be home to supervise.
We decided that Gibson and the Pescado Non Grata would be a good name for a band.
In other news, I can't believe I hadn't seen this before. How great is this:
Fisting and God's Word. Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.
n another spiritual interpretation of fisting, as he inserts his hand into his wife’s vagina, a man is symbolically re-enacting the moment of truth following Christ’s resurrection from the tomb, when Doubting Thomas touches the wounds in the Savior’s flesh: Then He said to Thomas, "Put your finger here and observe My hands. Reach out your hand and put it into My side. Don't be an unbeliever, but a believer.” (John 20:27) Thomas’ doubt would not be satisfied until he physically felt the wounds in Christ’s body and penetrated His flesh with his hand. Likewise, the spiritual and sexual power of fisting cannot be known unless experienced physically.
I am not making that up.
But I actually really kinda like the site. Now and then something makes me grit my teeth, but on the whole, you have to kind of respect these people. They're the first fundie whackjob Christians I've encountered in a while who have the fucking balls to admit that they're human and dirty pictures are hot dammit. Because you know, it's better to marry than to burn. Amen.
I cannot wait for someone to produce real Christian porn according to their guidelines. Because then, finally, devout Christians will have some alternative to buying sex and meth from gay hookers.
Zing!
Also I kinda think it would be hot. Who doesn't want porn that starts out with prayer to Christ for guidance in fucking? Because, dude.
Anyway. I've digressed enough. And I'm not even drunk. I've kind of been looking at a lot of porn lately, though (for me), in research for the NaNo book (remember how the heroine's supposed to be a porn star? I decided I ought to know what a porn site actually looked like. I wonder if I could get a tax writeoff on a membership to a site? It's for research! I'd have to prove I made money from writing, though. Hey, I do-- I have a 1099 for freelancing with Artvoice! Hey.......)
Anyway. I've probably said too much. Off to help Z set up the Pescado Non Grata aquarium.
