Valentine's Porn!
Feb. 12th, 2005 12:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dragonlady7OK, when I had this idea it was simple. I was going to write a quickie smut scene and post it in my journal on Valentine's Day, and encourage everyone else to do the same. But that didn't work out.
Instead I've made not one but three smut scenes. And they're not short, particularly.
But they were so much fun to do, see, and I just couldn't help myself, see, and they were such a great break from The Novel I Was Taking Too Seriously...
So yeah.
I present to you, early so you have time to read it this weekend if you prefer (though by all means save it for Valentine's evening if that's better), Valentine's 2005: Porn With Plot: Three smut stories from late Third Age / early Fourth Age Middle-earth, all featuring either Eomer or Lothiriel. Or both, yes: I didn't leave that out. (I am not so cruel.)
Yes, it's in offensive colors for the holidays, but it ought to be more legible than some of the tiny-font, blue-on-black archives out there. Lemme know if you want a black-on-white version.
I didn't have time to do much editing. I'd planned something much less ambitious and it got away from me. Don't worry, the smut's there, and you can skip the Tiresome Exposition and click a link to go directly to the smut in all three stories and have it stand pretty well on its own. But I got caught up in the plot, and wound up writing a whole lot, and I don't have the time or discipline to figure out what to cut.
If anyone wanted to provide concrit, or any kind of beta work, or editing advice, I wouldn't mind at all, but they should be aware that I may well not have any more time to devote to these stories for quite a while. So I'd be eternally grateful and all, but
Mostly, I put these up because I doubt I'll ever finish the much longer work that I excerpted them from, and I just wanted to be able to publish something.
More specifically, the first one is by far the roughest, as I had written quite a bit of it but was angling towards a longer story about how Eomer and Lothiriel meet and fall in love. But Eowyn kept being so damn interested. And I wasn't at all sure what to do with that. So, um, yeah: there they are.
The third one is something that was almost entirely written already months ago (coincidentally, when Dave first got his straight razor, or perhaps not so coincidentally) and I stopped, chickening out, because it was getting slashy and that hadn't been my intention. So both of those were simply me going with it, since it's Valentine's day, and they quite change the Big Epic Plot I was working on... But you know, they were fun experiments. And if I ever finish the Big Epic it'd be a hell of a lot more colorful this way.
I was trying different viewpoints / voices, which may or may not work in the first one. I finished it less than an hour ago. I'm a bit insecure about it. But if I don't post this now, i won't: I'm working the rest of the weekend, and Monday is going to be devoted to Viking Like Crazy.
So anyhow. The point was for me to have fun writing so that others could have fun reading, in a very direct and short-deadlined kind of way. So I hope you have fun, because I sure have.
Concrit, feedback or not, as you prefer: this was primarily for fun. Mostly I just want to know:
*smokes candy cigarette* Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Instead I've made not one but three smut scenes. And they're not short, particularly.
But they were so much fun to do, see, and I just couldn't help myself, see, and they were such a great break from The Novel I Was Taking Too Seriously...
So yeah.
I present to you, early so you have time to read it this weekend if you prefer (though by all means save it for Valentine's evening if that's better), Valentine's 2005: Porn With Plot: Three smut stories from late Third Age / early Fourth Age Middle-earth, all featuring either Eomer or Lothiriel. Or both, yes: I didn't leave that out. (I am not so cruel.)
Yes, it's in offensive colors for the holidays, but it ought to be more legible than some of the tiny-font, blue-on-black archives out there. Lemme know if you want a black-on-white version.
I didn't have time to do much editing. I'd planned something much less ambitious and it got away from me. Don't worry, the smut's there, and you can skip the Tiresome Exposition and click a link to go directly to the smut in all three stories and have it stand pretty well on its own. But I got caught up in the plot, and wound up writing a whole lot, and I don't have the time or discipline to figure out what to cut.
If anyone wanted to provide concrit, or any kind of beta work, or editing advice, I wouldn't mind at all, but they should be aware that I may well not have any more time to devote to these stories for quite a while. So I'd be eternally grateful and all, but
Mostly, I put these up because I doubt I'll ever finish the much longer work that I excerpted them from, and I just wanted to be able to publish something.
More specifically, the first one is by far the roughest, as I had written quite a bit of it but was angling towards a longer story about how Eomer and Lothiriel meet and fall in love. But Eowyn kept being so damn interested. And I wasn't at all sure what to do with that. So, um, yeah: there they are.
The third one is something that was almost entirely written already months ago (coincidentally, when Dave first got his straight razor, or perhaps not so coincidentally) and I stopped, chickening out, because it was getting slashy and that hadn't been my intention. So both of those were simply me going with it, since it's Valentine's day, and they quite change the Big Epic Plot I was working on... But you know, they were fun experiments. And if I ever finish the Big Epic it'd be a hell of a lot more colorful this way.
I was trying different viewpoints / voices, which may or may not work in the first one. I finished it less than an hour ago. I'm a bit insecure about it. But if I don't post this now, i won't: I'm working the rest of the weekend, and Monday is going to be devoted to Viking Like Crazy.
So anyhow. The point was for me to have fun writing so that others could have fun reading, in a very direct and short-deadlined kind of way. So I hope you have fun, because I sure have.
Concrit, feedback or not, as you prefer: this was primarily for fun. Mostly I just want to know:
*smokes candy cigarette* Was it as good for you as it was for me?
