Jun. 4th, 2017

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Diego Luna, photographed by Greg Gorman for Contents Magazine, August 2002

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i did the math here to figure out how old he was in these photos, and my friends, these are photos of a twenty-three-year-old diego luna. diego luna is here depicted as he was at the age of TWENTY THREE, looking like he’s approximately twelve. this has to defy laws of both nature and physics, and quite frankly i don’t think i can fully comprehend either these photos or the fact that diego luna is a real person who exists in the world.

I had a moment where I was like “i am too Old and Impure to look at this” but then I was like WAIT A DARN TOOTIN MINUTE because I know Diego was born the same year I was. So– at the time these pictures were taken I was also a tiny soft baby of the same age and honestly that’s not that long ago okay it’s fifteen years ago but anyway I am not a dirty old lady if I look at these. (I was not this young at twenty-three, was I? Surely not.)

Also his hair would not have seemed weird to me, nor would those extremely dated jeans, and that is possibly more mind-fucky than any of the rest of it. Those aren’t weird jeans! Those would have been totally normal in 2002. I would not have noted them particularly. We didn’t believe in pants that fit but this is because we’d just gotten over the fad where all pants were extremely tight in unflattering ways.

IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU, KIDS. If you are twenty-three right now, look at your fashion choices and the stuff you’re wearing that seems totally normal and the actors you idolize who are dressed in ways that seem to make total sense and then PREPARE YOURSELVES because in fifteen years you’ll see that photo shoot again and be like “what was his hair supposed to be doing???” AH HA HA HA HA.
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i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

Put in the tags where you’re from and how you memorized the order of the compass

I had never considered this and I find it disconcerting

it’s “never eat shredded wheat” but i had to ask around to find that out. 

i mean. i’ve eaten shredded wheat but not like. on purpose or frequently. 

i mean. mostly i just know what the cardinal directions are. 
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sucka mcs are like, hey come on man, it’s not my fault i wasn’t born dope



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